This was passed along by a Jewess of my acquaintance.
A fly in your coffee in Israel
What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee in Israel:
English customer - throws the coffee away and leaves the coffee shop.
American customer - takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.
Chinese customer - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
Japanese customer - drinks the coffee with the fly; it's a free extra!
Israeli customer - takes the fly out of the coffee, sells the coffee to the American, sells the fly to the Chinese and then buys himself a new cup of coffee and also a pastry with the profit.
Palestinian customer - blames the Israeli shopkeeper for violence against him for throwing the fly into his coffee, requests aid from the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee and, instead, uses the money to purchase explosives which he uses to blow up the coffee shop where the Englishman, the American, the Chinese and the Japanese were trying to explain to the Israeli shopkeeper that he's too aggressive!